For some reason when I think about Mario Lopez I’m like :/ but that tweet was spot on. :)

About half the time I agree with Chrissy about whatever sort of trouble she stirs up* but it’s kind of tiresome that intentionally being controversial on Twitter is basically her job and her way of staying publicly relevant and she acts like it’s so exhausting every time it happens. It’s not an accident that this…

This is the best thing I will read today. Thank you Yoko!

I’m assuming family wealth. No art curator makes that much money unless they’re dealing on the black market on the side.

I love seeing all these women coming out in support

Queen

Good. There’s strength in numbers, and what the hell can Sony do but either put a firewall between Kesha and Dr. Luke or sit there being terrible and looking worse.

If you gangbang Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and Trump and they all drop out, you get your face carved in Mount Rushmore.

No question in the history of my life has made me happier to be Canadian.

He’d have to drop out of public view for me to even consider it. He’d have to to some private island and spend his days screwing his plastic surgery Barbie doll wife and counting his money.

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

I wonder if she’d notice the difference.

He aged fine when he was with Vanessa, well in to his late 40's. It always amazes me when middle age men ditch partners for younger women and think that keeps them young. Johnny Deep has never looked worse in his life and it isn’t his age.

Harrison Ford. Nearly 80 and still hot damn.

I love everything about this sentence.

Does he have safety pins in his ear? What the fuck. You are not a punk rocker in the 70's. Get out of here.

Amber Heard must really be sucking the life out of him.

This is the first time I may have ever felt bad for Amber Heard.

Depp has not aged well.