I have to correct you there. Wisconsin has a REPUBLICAN majority, not a bunch of big-govenment tax-and-spend liberals. Republicans, especially in the heart of this great country, stand for limited government and the free market, and would never abet the government corruption set in to motion by this presumably…

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST EMAILED TOMMY CRAGGS AND SAID I WANTED TO WRITE FOR DEADSPIN THE WHOLE TIME

Beautiful and heartfelt it may be, but entirely self-absorbed, just as its subject fittingly enough.

This is the first sensible commentary to come out of Gawker since the whole fiasco last week.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

The Dolphins moving to Jupiter seems like a much better idea.

Give Bomani the morning spot. Guy deserves a prominent place. He is interesting and thoughtful in my opinion.

“And did you know 90 minutes really isn’t the end of the game.... Sometimes two people have to touch the ball, sometimes one.... And will someone PLEASE explain the offsides rule to me?”

How long can the media keep dangling the “is THIS the event/major where Tiger turns it around?” storyline? This guy is toast and it didn’t even take 9 holes into this tournament to see it. Start pumping up the young guys like Spieth, Rory (I know he isn’t playing this event), etc. more instead of this dumpster fire.

Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

As a Brit and I’m sure your husband will agree with me, grilled cheese sandwiches are just wrong. Cheese on toast with Worstershire sauce and decent stinky mature cheddar: divine

And despite the facelift and new headlights, it still appears to have forward halogen lighting.

“Pics or it didn’t happen” as an argument for confirming sources says more about our cynical attitude towards journalists than it does a journalist’s responsibility or ethics.

Cops and fed posting gleefully to social media is fucking gross.

He texted me that he was on a date.

“...or if he wanted to make the date fun, take them to Dallas for a night out.”

+1 thgyhgb you magnificent bastard

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

+1

Neutral: Fuck these guys. Hopefully they no longer exist in 2016.