New theory based on last episode:

…well, someone's feeling generous on this fine Monday.

I'm going to put a CRAZY idea out there: people watch the original (WHUT?! ME READ MOVIE?!) and Hollywood tries producing an original idea of their own.

Ken is a repeat character. His car was lit on fire by Walter White in the "Cancer Man" episode of Breaking Bad from season 4
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What is the worst professional advice you have ever received?

Movies like this make me wish I could read.

Um, details please. It was a THUMB up his butt, not a finger.

Justin Bieber - Never Say Never. Saw it in 2011 and have not had a restful night of sleep ever since.

Thank you again, Adam Sandler, for promoting literacy by pushing people away from a screen and toward a bookshelf in an act of avoidance of your mediocre projects.

Urban Chipmunk.

My goodness gracious me! It's been a while, but I think NPR has gotten a little edgier than it was back when I was kid. So much for Masterpiece Theatre and live concerts of the Four Seasons…

But? It's the only idea that has ever existed that is worth considering. No buts. Keep those ifs and ands absent as well.

Shot by shot remake. Just like Psycho. That's the only option. And it will be wondrous.

Ahem, SPOILER ALERT!

THANK YOU AV CLUB! I would have absolutely DIED if I had missed my chance to see Kangaroo Jack just one more time.

It's actually had a couple of interpretations, including one with Gandalf, but they don't really measure up to Polanski's or even Throne of Blood.

Thanks Obama.

Lemonade-slingin' commies. That's why America needs guns, Obama.

THANK GOD.

Maybe we should all look at this as a blessing that there are four seasons out there through which we never had to suffer.