Or Bird’s, since he was 6 points better than Jordan in career free-throw percentage.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

Fuuuuuucking go away.

Awwww, this is cute. So fresh and new, so innocent, optimistic. Welcome to the LeBron era NBA Eastern Conference playoffs, Philadelphia fanbase.

LeBron has made the NBA Finals seven straight years. In only two of those seasons was his team the #1 seed in the East, and during that time they’ve won six series where the other team had home court advantage, while losing only one series where they had home court (2011 NBA Finals against the Mavs).

We’re also supposed to overlook Loafing Lebron when we work to avoid giving him the MVP

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

“Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks

It’s like the genius hero (KShan) was waiting for his girl-next-door high school sweetheart (Cousins) to wrap up her messy divorce from her unappreciative, racist husband (the Skins), but then got set up with an even hotter, nicer girl (Garoppolo) who was rescued from a secretive, Machiavellian cult (the Patriots) and…

“But I thought that plan was stupid, and went and got Jimmy G.”

“Kurt is the guy who can keep throwing incompletions when we’ve built up a huge lead and actually need to run out the clock late in the most important game of the season.” - Kyle Shanahan

Yeah, I know ... but why write the same shit twice?

“I’m sorry. I read this and I get it, but I’m still having trouble processing the words ‘Jets’ and ‘plan’ being in the same sentence without a also containing the words ‘have no,’ or ‘lack a conclusive/consistent’ in between.”

The raps are squarely in “put up or shut up” territory.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Criticized a teenager who said gun control would prevent it from happening again, then went on to agree it would prevent it from happening again in a lot of cases. JFC, this is the country we live in.

Not only a liar, but someone lying “for effect”

Fuck off dirtbag.

Yeah, it’s probably just Kevin Garnett being stubble.