Good news Drew, one horny suitor in Cleveland just went ahead and got a Tyrod, which will hurt Cousins’ field a tiny bit.

The reason this team doesn’t get respect is because they went to pieces against the Cavs the last two years. Their primary ‘superstar’ is a 2-guard who doesn’t play great defense, lives off the long two and incessant driving to the bucket, and who can’t shoot the 3 ball (but has to spend possessions shooting the…

Honestly, I really want Isaiah Thomas to do well on the Lakers. As a Cavs fan, this is largely due to the propensity for disruption a good Isaiah, coupled with a huge Lakers salary hole, will have on the Western Conference. But I genuinely do want him to do well.

I mean, there’s no cherry-picking if you can pick literally any of Lonzo’s stats and they look putrid. He was also focusing specifically on the shooting part (or lack thereof) in Lonzo’s game.

Well then the Browns or Jets should’ve come off something better than San Fran did for Garoppolo.

Yeah, all the mocks have Sam Darnold going at #1 to the Browns, which would make my skin crawl if I wasn’t only a Browns-adjacent Cleveland fan anymore. I still follow-ish the Browns and hope they do well, but I just can’t bring myself to support the NFL anymore.

Oh my GOD I just looked at the rosters, the West is so fucked

Cuz people like those teams and want them to win

Do you remember where you were when some Asshole On The Internet called a child who survived a mass shooting a politicking liar?

Yeah, it’s probably just Kevin Garnett being subtle.

God, I fucking hope so. As a Cavs fan, there’s no other team in the East I want in the Conference champs. Watching LeBron and Co. plow under the Celtics repeatedly on their way to the Finals has been sweet satisfaction both for general Boston schadenfruede, the punk-ass nature of the Garnett era Celtics, the…

Someone check the rope shops and closets for Burneko

Dear. God.

Sadly, the trade deadline is now the trade dead and gone line

Well now they have a bunch of younger guys to offer, as well as the 2018 Nets pick.

Scorching-hot take: Cavs should trade for DeAndre Jordan.

If only we had a ready-to-go crack team of investigators to look into this whole big suspicious Russia thing

You realize as a Pats fan authoring such a positive take we now must place you under permanent surveillance for the day you inevitably turn on the human race

Tom Brady

You like mayonnaise, and therefore all your puns are invalid.