To be fair - and I’ve been an Indians fan since I was 2 and am a shameless Omar Vizquel shill - best is out of the question. I don’t know if you’re old enough to have seen Ozzie Smith play, but the Wizard of Oz was the greatest glove to ever grace the diamond, period. The stats back it up, too. Omar’s defensive stats…

Yeah, but the difference between Omar Vizquel and Derek Jeter was that one of them was actually an all-time great defensive shortstop, and the other one torpedoed the Marlins franchise after buying it.

LOL

Missing the point here, boss man.

Your Jamboroo guest host is, as always, site founder Will Leitch. Leitch, seen here showering

Said it before and gonna keep saying it: take the hard armor and helmets off the players. Make them wear light padded knee, elbow, and shoulder protectors instead. Right now everything that can be protected from impact is heavily protected, which just increases the amount of shock being applied to the brains inside…

I desperately want to believe that Rex Ryan is a huge fan of Rex Ryan’s Lock of the Week. Related: Fake Rex Ryan is hella good at picking the games.

Personally I’d like you to admit that he needs to work on his pro wrestling finisher, that shit was disgraceful.

Yeah, but, is he elite?

Really, you should have just cited https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Kluwe and told him to get back to you after his NFL football-(legal) kicking career

God those 34 points to the fucking Jets

As a Browns fan (and as much as I’d love the Browns to sign Tyrod Taylor to ruin his career so I can see a glimmer of competent QB play) I sincerely hope that you fans don’t have to go through the wretched feeling of wanting your favorite players to leave your team just so they have a chance to not be treated like…

Please allow me to direct your attention to Tyrod’s stats for the game after which his front office said “You know what, we could really go ahead and start our unprepared 5th round draft pick next week while we’re in the hunt for a playoff spot”:

That’s not true, some black people don’t live in America

This is why Bill Belichick’s record with the scattered dross that has been Tom Brady’s Backups is almost as good as his record with Tom Brady. Like you’re not winning his bucket of titles with Matt Cassell or Jimmy Garroppolo, but I guarantee if Tom Brady exploded and you handed him Tyrod Taylor this March the…

The white way, you say?

Got a dollar that says if in Bizarro-world if they’d hired Jim Harbaugh at the end of last season and handed him Tyrod Taylor to work with they’d be at worst neck and neck with the Patriots right now. I actually think Tyrod Taylor’s ability is a cut above either Kaepernick or Alex Smith, and the right coach would have…

And then while Kanter was carrying his wood around LeBron and Korver finally remembered that he plays for the Knicks, and flushed Kanter and Co down the toilet

With all the dudes going down for sexual assault I can’t even imagine the danger of a white person singing along to any of a wide variety of genre lyrics by replacing the n-word with ‘nibble’