And the guy who can throw the deep out can throw a screen

#FortefyingYourStatSheet

This is the opposite of true. Like, there’s no perfect metric, but if a guy goes 13/30 for 200 yards he had 15.3 yards per completion which sounds fucking stellar, when in fact he sucked. It washes out the very real downs where the QB threw the ball and got 0 yards, which hamper his team’s ability to convert first…

No one has ever heard of Pierre Garcon

The sad thing about that last GIF is the overload of receivers actually works - I’d have to see the All-22 to be certain but it looks like the coverage over the top of Marquise Goodwin (#11) was already moving downhill when Goodwin blows through Richard Sherman. A nice timing ball there should have been able to find…

That is incredible

Always overdraft at running back. Having Melvin Gordon and Todd Gurley is the only thing that’s saved my ta tas from total annihilation after getting Johnson at #2.

Ice-cold take: The Bengals would have won one of these two games with Colin Kaepernick

Ugh, Denver defense. I started Elliott vs. the Denver defense this week. Never again will I start anyone vs. the Denver defense. Todd Gurley had 27 fantasy points.

So, I mean, fuck us as fans and all that. If I was the team coach, I’m not sure I wouldn’t want him running down that play. Sometimes on INTs you have the defensive backs bobbing and weaving trying to get around the gaggle of O-line and quarterback trying to tackle them with the hopes of breaking it out for the…

Oh, stop. She called the President a white supremacist. That’s a pretty terrible completely accurate accusation observation, and a response [calling for her firing] is perfectly reasonable Constitutionally impermissible. No actual action has been taken against her Attempting to chill her speech by using the…

You definitely are going to be that guy who doesn’t understand the First Amendment.

Wow Tim, you never struck me as the type to be a childish bitch, but then there was this trolly, /r/thedonald-worthy post. Go fuck yourself with half a shattered aluminium baseball bat.

I love my team, but the fucking mascot has to go, forever.

Last 21-game winning streak was the ‘35 Cubs, so you’re probably correct.

mfw when the white people don’t like to hear about racism

True

Are nipples racist?

My god they should sign Otani and change the team name to the Cleveland Nippon Ham Fighters

This is some nuclear weapons-grade Kinja