I don't know, you'll need to really bring your A-Game to beat the one by Evan Dorkin (yes, the Milk and Cheese guy) back in the early 90's:

I'm sorry, but he can't be a Star Sapphire if he doesn't dress like a Chippendales dancer.

Reasons 11-100:

The line should be "Oh Myyy!"

Prince Humperdinck is a total, utter coward (one of his many fine qualities). Even though the chance is miniscule that Wesley can walk he's still too chicken to take that chance.

And here is my concept art for a popular character from the movie.

CAN GUARDIANS PLZ COME OUT ALREADY I CANNOT WAIT ANYMORE

I believe you, but "can't exist" in what way?

Let's go with the first: The Galactus Trilogy.

This would have been the PERFECT article in which to call people's attention to the incredible struggle Rocket Raccoon's creator Bill Mantlo is facing right now. If you like the character, the guy who thought him up could sure use your help.

Well, to be fair, LMD just stood for Let Me Die.

I'm guessing Hand is the mommy.

You watched it, you can't UNWATCH it!

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