I believe the Venn diagram of the the two groups overlapping is a single circle.

No, I was specifically referring to Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) who apparently returns from thr Quantum Realm in the new film.

That’s Hope Van Dyne as the Wasp so that might explain her lack of levity, especially if she grew up without her Mom for most of her life.

“I can’t communicate how pleased I would be if they made a movie with no fighting, no super hero battles, and no super lasers. Just a simple, family drama for two hours.”

If I were a Huckabee, I’d be dreaming of being separated from that family.

I’m having a bit of trouble believing Sarah isn’t down with family separation. I think someone just realized the ship is sinking and is trying to boost their public profile for the inevitable soft landing as a Fox News contributor.

“The Avengers” should be the punchline to a tortuously-long, absurdly-exaggerated joke that tests the limits of taste and patience à la “The Aristocrats.” Oh wait,

It gives me joy to imagine the MRAs all getting strokes at seeing such a man’s man as Samuel L. Jackson saying a woman is going to solve all this.

That image is some sith lord shit.

While wearing jerseys of other teams not involved in the game is generally frowned upon, my friend always wears his Whalers sweater to games and never ceases to get high fives from everyone.

That is beautiful. I must have one.

Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn for Sega.

I call bullshit on that. Greatest logo in the history of human civilization.

+1 break-up letter

With apologies to the Flyers, no team rocked Cooperalls (and CCM Propacs) like the Whalers.

Best. Jersey. Ever.

They should re-brand the site as “Movie Poop Chute.”

It’s the Radio Shack of the internet

This might have had some cultural relevance about 15 years ago, but all it can really muster now is a “Huh, that’s still a thing?”. AICN was the first of its kind, a site that broke through the sanitized studio marketing and gave you the real scoop on behind the scenes debacles and test screenings. I went on there…