I’ve never heard of Cindy Moon / Silk. So that headline would have meant nothing to me. Now, I know Silk exists & that there’s a female Korean American superhero in the MCU. I’m Korean. So this makes me happy & piques my interest at least a little bit.

My best case scenario:

If I were a Huckabee, I’d be dreaming of being separated from that family.

I’m having a bit of trouble believing Sarah isn’t down with family separation. I think someone just realized the ship is sinking and is trying to boost their public profile for the inevitable soft landing as a Fox News contributor.

“The Avengers” should be the punchline to a tortuously-long, absurdly-exaggerated joke that tests the limits of taste and patience à la “The Aristocrats.” Oh wait,

A number of people have already worked out the probably 9 movies, and since most of this is honestly sequels to future films (ie: Johnson’s trilogy, etc.), this isn’t really the kind of oversaturation many are worried about.

It gives me joy to imagine the MRAs all getting strokes at seeing such a man’s man as Samuel L. Jackson saying a woman is going to solve all this.

MOON KNIGHT!

Beyond Abrams or Johnson, I think the most damaging decision was that all involved parties knew they were making a trilogy, yet Lucasfilm didn’t have the foresight to actually map out an overarching plot. Each film is its own creation, so when TFA was written, there was no concept of what came after for neither the…

That image is some sith lord shit.

While wearing jerseys of other teams not involved in the game is generally frowned upon, my friend always wears his Whalers sweater to games and never ceases to get high fives from everyone.

That is beautiful. I must have one.

Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn for Sega.

I call bullshit on that. Greatest logo in the history of human civilization.

+1 break-up letter

With apologies to the Flyers, no team rocked Cooperalls (and CCM Propacs) like the Whalers.

Best. Jersey. Ever.

It’s the Radio Shack of the internet

This might have had some cultural relevance about 15 years ago, but all it can really muster now is a “Huh, that’s still a thing?”. AICN was the first of its kind, a site that broke through the sanitized studio marketing and gave you the real scoop on behind the scenes debacles and test screenings. I went on there…