You have no conception of what Elon Musk’s passage is like. Five foot six and rigid - it couldn’t go round corners or round any obstacles. It wouldn’t make it 50 meters up Elon’s ass.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Wait. Everyone is missing a very important detail. They flipped a coin, heads arrest, tails release.

What? No Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam?

I recently drank way too much and had to hold on to the throne. It happens.

That pic of Hardin is a dead ringer for a (slightly younger) Hillary Clinton; I really thought it was a documentary/movie about her.

Whenever they do make the movie about Hillary/Trump/the past few years of American politics, Hardin needs to play Hillary.

This guy fucks.

Does UPS deliver severance packages?

Well he was the mayor of Shelbyville Manhattan’s namesake borough.

“In bed with Islam” is not an accurate representation of... well, anything. Progressives in the U.S. tend to defend Islam on the basis that Islam gets unfairly attacked all the time.

Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiiiiie!

I have liked Cross in pretty much everything, but one of the funniest roles he ever did was his minor part in Just Shoot Me.

Well, it still is a problem to call people animals. Animals don’t act with premeditation, so the trial you discussed is an act of depravity, but it’s still human. It’s different when you’re using a loose, conversational metaphor, but as an official decree from the White House, it plays on racist fears that then can…

He’s doing an amazing job shielding himself with that umbrella like Captain Make-America-Great-Again

I have no idea what’s going on here.

My grandmother came here in 1927, at the age of 16, as a teen bride married to my grandfather, who had emigrated several years earlier. They came from a small town in Italy, where they still used horse and carriage transportation; pumped their own water; worked their land and slaughtered their own animals. I can’t…

1. that’s not a question.

The thing people need to remember is that the people on Fox aren’t what bring in the money. The hate is what brings in the money. Fox viewers aren’t going to follow their favorite “personality” to a new channel, because those channels are the enemy and therefore everyone there is the enemy.

The Dollar Tree located right next to the Walmart reminds me of this famous gem.

I think my corporate proxy server is keeping this video from playing. Never thought I’d say this, but thank you, corporate pain-in-the-ass big-brother proxy server.