Zaz really something else.

I want John Cena’s Ford GT. Trade you my old Honda Pilot and all the money in my pocket. In other words, maybe no one wants to pay 1.4 mil.

This comment is Uber.

“I didn’t teurn!”

Good thing they’re using a Voltswagen.

This morning I had 30 minutes to kill before an appointment so I turned on Sports Center for the first time in years and was shocked at how bad it was. I tried telling myself to relax because it probably wasn’t bad, just different than I remembered, but I couldn’t do it. It’s just bad.

Wow, forgot all about this thing.  I had one and it was awesome!

At 6 years old he probably has like 0.5% body fat.  

My first car was a ‘68 Beetle that we completely restored, and I usually cracked the window before shutting the door or else I’d have to slam it quite hard.  

I’ve decided to have my old radiator soldered back together because I ran over the replacement I bought at the junkyard.

What a beauty.  I had the same wheels on my first car, a ‘68 Beetle.

I’m in Florida so window tint, vent visors, and a good windshield shade is essential to not roasting upon returning to the parking lot.

These. 18", nothing drastic but enough to show I’m a dad who still wants to be cool-ish.

I have Charger wheels ordered for my Grand Caravan, so maybe I should look into these covers too.

My bad, y’all.  I know Muhammad Ali was all about that grope a dope. Next time I’ll make extra sure she’s a dope.

Nailed it.

The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a Honda Civic.

Not sure my entire car is even worth $700.

On a guy who was in a headlock and being pulled backwards. -1 bragging point.