His death was caused by his unknown and undiagnosed congenital heart defect. Any spicy food (or anything that raised his heart rate, really) could have killed him. Sucks for everyone involved, but the chip was a contributing factor at best. 

Stockholders and the stock market are already toxic influences on a capitalist economy. Short sellers are a magnitude lower than that. Any loss on their part is good schadenfreude.

According to Bloomberg, the idea behind the model is to more intimately wed performance with compensation and, ideally, incentivize better content

You’ve got it backwards. The “online people” can’t imagine any use for a guitar, so they wrote this advertisement. It’s the people with hobbies, interests, and lives worth living who think that the concept is absurd.

“the most advanced display we’ve ever produced,”

Aren’t they still sticking LG and Samsung displays into their devices?

The Marvels was really fun movie that got fucked over by the strike & lack of publicity.

Here at Tesla, we would never send out a product that fails safety inspections. To guarantee this never happens, we’ve eliminated all safety inspections.

Car windows also stop with the least bit of resistance.

The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.

“The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.”

Considering he has the feds up his ass, I’m going to assume that he’s going to go full alt-right in the hopes that Trump wins the election and grants him a pardon.

Dorsey… also seemed to call X a “freedom technology” in a tweet on Saturday, warning users to not depend on corporations to grant them rights.

I think you and I both know that what they mean is Mackie’s character is more human and vulnerable that Evans’. Will he actually necessarily bleed in the movie? Probably not - Disney is squeamish about putting blood in these movies. But will Mackie fall six stories to land on his shoulder only to get up and run away?…

It acknowledged the mere existence of sex so of course it had to be banned, unlike a little harmless violence.

If Musk had any principles

That evil Joe Biden, giving Musk/Tesla all that supercharger grant money and helping their abysmal sales with their EV credits via the Inflation Reduction act. Musk would much rather have Trump, who railed against the act and EV credits, and has been saying over and over that EVs are evil and killing the american auto…

he will ask any executive “who retains more than three people who don’t obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test” to resign

Pretty sure Elon dunks on himself, they’re just reporting on his own self pawning.

Imagine waking up each day to find a new stupid thing he’s done.

“But Musk had reportedly pushed to lay off about 20% of the company, an amount that, he reasoned, would match Tesla’s sales decline between the fourth quarter of 2023 and the first quarter of 2024.”