I suppose you could also just order about 10 minutes before you leave work...

If you’re going to order from Little Caesars with any frequency, I can’t recommend using their app enough. I don’t know how long your commute is, but mine’s the perfect length to order as I leave work and get a notification that my order has been loaded into the Pizza Portal right as I get to the store. In, out, and…

Those Geico motorcycle insurance commercials where they sing Build Me Up Buttercup had me jonesing to watch that movie for so long, but it wasn’t available to stream anywhere I had access (I wasn’t gonna pay to scratch that itch). I was finally able to watch it on Peacock, I believe, a few months ago, and it was very…

Has it been that long since “There’s Something About Mary” came out that we, as a society, forgot this sage advice?

What would a farewell article be without one last (hilarious) typo?? Best of luck in the future, Claire!

I do. It’s called pooping.

There are already Marco’s Pizza locations throughout the Mid-Atlantic, Southeast, and Southwest regions,

Yeah, those extra long ones are ridiculous. I don’t care if I’m watching a full movie, there’s no way I’m sitting through a full 30-minute ad. I get annoyed enough when there’s back-to-back non-skippable 10-second ads!

It depends which one you get. The steak bagel is brushed with butter--you can see how it glistens compared to the other ones in the header image.

Yeah, the brushing of the exterior of the (bad) bagel with butter just makes no sense. Now, brush it on the inside, where it belongs and can be absorbed into the bagel making it slightly less bad, and we have a different conversation.

That’s a shame. I know they charge for it in the app (which, yes, is absurd), but I’ve never had them charge me for it in person. It’s been a minute, though, maybe I’ll try this weekend and see for myself.

That’s a shame. Maybe there’s something similar around for other areas. I can’t remember where I heard about it, but their presence in the stores is somewhat obvious, with a sign telling you about the app.

“Sub round egg”. Those three words will change your life.

If it’s available in your area, I can not recommend the Flash Foods app enough. Participating stores submit inventory they would otherwise throw out and it’s marked down to at least half of, then set aside in a designated spot in the store, usually by customer service or self checkout. You buy it on the app, go to…

I like my mashed taters super smooth, so this would be great for me if it weren’t for one thing: lacking a dishwasher, I fucking haaaate cleaning my strainer. I never feel like it’s fully clean, and if I use too much pressure it starts to shred my sponge, so I avoid using it as much as possible with things that can…

But as long as the shell does not crack, the egg is safe to use. (If your egg does crack, throw it out.)

While you mention checking out your local library, it bears mentioning that you should check your state/province/region’s policies. I recently learned that here in Ohio, as long as you reside in the state, you are allowed to get a library card to ANY public library in the state, not just your municipality. With that…

Honestly, the “calzony” is way better than it has any business being. I mean, not as good as a calzone from a good pizza place (but what is?) but still pretty good for what it is, which is cheap.

Sometimes it’s just a craving issue. Everyone once in a while I want that greasy Pizza Hut nostalgia, even though I know I can get something much better for a little bit more money. Same with Little Caesar’s. It just reminds me of my parents stopping there to pick up lunch/dinner after a Little League practice on a…

If my landlords had installed a smoke alarm in the hallway outside the bedrooms, it would also be in the hallway to the bathroom, and no more than about 6 feet from the entrance to the kitchen next to the stove/oven. In every location in that hall it would be closer to the oven or bathroom than it would be to a bed.