Dogma was the first movie that came to mind when I read the title. There’s also a very good copy available on YT (upscaled to 4k) that’s been up for about 2 months.

Nice of you to also link to the video that was linked in the article just for the people who didn’t read the article.

On the one hand, I was disappointed that he was willing to take their money to be a face of that bullshit. On the other, it’s kind of perfect that the whole commercial was about him saying that crypto’s no good.

On a related note, making your own butter if you have a decent amount of leftover cream you won’t use is also a very easy, non-time consuming side project, and you can skip the washing of the butter if it’s all going to be used right away.

Maybe if we stop playing along by calling them “pranks” it might help.

The nice thing, though, is that you can (currently) use the app to see which seats are still open to take, so you can avoid that problem to a degree.

A-List is their top rewards program that goes for $20/month. It currently differs from the “Premiere” program ($15/year) in that you can see up to three movies free every week (can’t carryover unused tickets, and I don’t know if you can use it to bring a friend). Probably a great deal if you live right next to a…

According to the theater, ticket prices for the most popular common seats, known as the “standard” tier, will still be sold for the “traditional cost of a ticket.”

But as entertaining as televisions are, you might notice they can actually be quite distracting when you have guests over.

Speaking of Chef John from foodwishes.com, thanks to his cadence and the use of punctuation on their twitter feed, in my head he is the unofficial voice of Thoughts of Dogs (@dog_feelings).

So then they can run farther before they fuck off.

Sounds like many of your coworkers should run and fuck right off.

I know the bulk of titles will release on the first of the month, but I would really prefer if these announcements from streamers would stop separating them by date. Can’t it just be assumed it’s the 1st with the date following the title in parentheses if it differs?

I don’t know if it’s possible for them to make a low sodium/fat version that still has the taste and texture of  meat, but I really feel like that should be their main goal. I’ve always been curious about the idea of the faux-meats as a potentially healthy alternative to meat, but if it’s a push/less healthy AND more…

When it comes to Walmart, anything that takes money out of their pockets is ethical.

Back in the day I used to play Sim City a lot. One of my “brilliant” strategies was to hike taxes up like 15% and then drop them 1-2% thinking the drop actually made people happy because the computer would play a cheering sound. I’m pretty sure this is the same strategy Twitter is employing right now—do something…

I guess you can just ignore two very important words in my comment if you want.

Whoever comes after her, she’ll drop them like a bag of dirt.

Fitting that two of the worst organizations in America are known as the NRA.

Their numbers were probably boosted by people like me, who had to redownload and install the app several times after it glitched out and couldn’t place an order.