Why pay anyone when you can get those jackasses to do it for free? It’s not like he has any morals to violate.

He needs someone to pretend to be his friend.

Without question, my favorite part is the guy in the replies that PAID FOR TWITTER complaining that Wikipedia asks for $3 once a year. Absolutely perfect, no notes.

Laziness. Also, the fact that subscribing to twitter is one of the dumbest ways one can piss away money.

Of course the dipshit’s trying to tweet through it, it’s all he knows how to do. He could have just let the work from home people continue to work from home, but of course he didn’t, because he’s an idiot, and now he’s acting like he’s a hero for “providing beds for tired employees”. Tired, of course, because he…

This holiday season, Amazon says it will pay its delivery workers an extra $5 every time a customer tells their Alexa smart speaker to thank their driver.

That just reminds me of this amazing scene.

I’m not a scientist, but according to the bottle sitting next to me, Tums is primarily made of calcium carbonate, not sodium bicarbonate. Google tells me that Alka Seltzer, on the other hand, is made from sodium bicarbonate.

If someone I didn’t really know bought me 8 of these (and 9 if they get the wrong gift card), I would go out of my way to make sure they never get a chance to know more about me.

The recipient might feel cheap in front of their date? Then their date is horrible and focused on the wrong things in life.

Different AMCs. AMC Theatres has a streaming service, but it’s PPV vs a subscription model. The AMC of the article is AMC Networks, owned by
MSG.

Maybe your McDonalds strays from the standard in that regard, or maybe you just got lucky, I don’t know, but they’re supposed to be cooked to order. If you watch any of Stephen Patula’s lunch rush videos (linked below—what happened to the format link option here?), which are strangely hypnotic, especially if you don’t…

Really missing one of the key aspects of what makes the QPC so great: fresh beef, cooked to order. While the other beef patties are generally moving fast enough to be relatively freshly cooked (gets tossed after 15 minutes), they’re still cooked from frozen in batches. Only downside is that you have to wait for the…

Has there been any significant progress in the development of color e-readers? Most of what I’d read on an e-reader are comics, so a b&w one wouldn’t suffice, but the battery drain using a tablet is pretty dreadful, as is the burning of the eyes (especially after staring at a backlit screen for work all day).

Everyone at Disney right now:

Yeah, I mean even the lowest drawing team in baseball (Oakland) drew 787k fans this season, which is 40k more than the highest single season attendance in NFL history (Dallas, 2021). They likely would have cleared 800k, too, but traditional doubleheaders cost them two home gates. That’s a team that, as you accurately…

Don’t buy his bullshit. The only reason he’s keeping Alex Jones banned is because he hasn’t figured out how to benefit from it. If Alex Jones was able to do anything for him, he’d be right back on Twitter.

Dynamic Pricing: Even if we misread the market when we price tickets, we can still fuck you over.

The nice thing about MLB is that many stadiums actually allow you to bring in outside food and some (non-alcoholic) drinks. I know in Cleveland you can bring in whatever food you want as long as you can still follow the dumb bag policy--I’ve seen people bring in whole pizzas--and a single juice box or factory sealed…

Not just an idea that anyone could tell you is a bad idea, everyone DID tell him it was a bad idea. Except the trolls who wanted to pay for a blue check to be able to get priority messaging to make it easier to harass people. They said it was a great one. And he listened to them, because he is one.