Pretty much all modern machines have sensors to make sure you receive what you paid for, or they refund your money.

I don’t know why, but this comment just reminded me of a scene in Jurassic Park III. They’ve all in the visitors center after having just escaped a bunch of dinosaurs, when they spot a vending machine. Feeling peckish, Mr. Kirby announces he’s short and asks if anyone has a quarter, before young Billy comes and…

I know that the complainers are much more likely to get a freebie because the store wants to stop them from spreading bad stories, but you are exactly the type of person they should be comping. Especially since we all know that the complainer is still going to tell their story about how terribly they were treated for…

In my experience, the vast majority of automated accounts on Twitter (and Reddit, for that matter) are terrible and shouldn’t exist. The small minority that I’ve found to be useful or entertaining usually outlive their utility or entertainment level pretty quickly, and join the list of bad bots.

Because they’re governed by tremendous pieces of shit. Didn’t really need a study to know that.

The real secret is that even if you don’t get the Hot and Ready, the pizza is still $5. The pizza is actually pretty decent if it’s hot out of the oven, vs being a hot circle of garbage if it’s been sitting there waiting for someone to ask for it. My local LC is 15 minutes from work, and less than 5 from my house, so…

I think the important distinction, though, is unlike most of the rubes who treat his word as gospel, he has the money and resources to find a doctor to prescribe him actual human grade ivermectin, rather than going to the local feed store and getting it off the shelf. Of course, they won’t think of that, and they’ll…

Only food I’ve ever had from there is the ham and cheese croissant and it is salty, buttery and goddamn delicious.

Create space in prisons by releasing non-violent, low level offenders and people who are essentially guaranteed to be released on parole within the next six months (or year, or some other arbitrary deadline). Consolidate those who remain, and place all fraudsters in a separate prison. I do believe prisoners deserve…

I feel like most people trying to get into places without getting vaccinated are just flashing a picture of someone else’s card on their phone (depending on the state/country obviously--I’m in Ohio and I’ve never been asked for proof of vaccination by any establishment) and aren’t spending money on a fake card. The…

The moral of the story? Don’t mess around with fake vaccine cards.

That’s a very fair point, as to him being a producer on the film. I disagree that him doing his own stunts gets any more butts in seats, though. Then again, I’m also generally of the belief that publicity stunts (literal or figurative) don’t do a whole lot to garner follow through, i.e. they get the publicity, but not…

While I truly appreciate Tom Cruise for his outspoken position on people wearing masks on the set of this film (and not backing down after the fact either), because these movies have people’s livelihood’s at stake, I can’t help but think how many stunt men he could have helped out over the years with a similar…

 New Every Study Ever Confirms It’s Much Safer to Get Vaccinated Than to Catch Covid-19 Whatever Disease It Prevents—It’s Litterally Why Vaccines Were Created.

Looks like they got around to expensive coffee.

Hawkeye is introdyced in Thor, but the “in his nest” line is most definitely from Avengers. It’s said by Selvig to Fury at the beginning of the movie while he’s studying the tesseract.

I miss the days when we discussed the meaning of “essential” because the critical fact is that the virus can’t move unless we bring it places. If everyone would reconsider what’s necessary, the mutations wouldn’t go global and we could’ve eradicated all of the strains by now.

Yeah, wiping is the woooorst.

And circle gets the square. Good night folks!