I’ll hazard a guess that the $64 per customer per year is arrived at by combining the average money spent on annual, gift, and monthly subscriptions, which go for $9.99 per month. I’m not a math major, though, so I don’t know how that $119.88 per year could possibly move the average upwards.

It’s funny, because I agree that cursive can be really pretty, but I’m in the same boat—I just don’t need to handwrite things. Even when I have to write stuff down at work, I just print it because it’s a) usually numbers, so cursive is useless, and b) more natural to me, so it’s faster for me since I don’t have to…

Office Space was the first thing I thought of when you said you had to google how to roll a joint. Of course, had I kept reading, it probably still would have been the first thing I thought of.

Yeah, Robbie’s definitely taking it in stride. His wife’s mockery of someone complaining about athleticism in a romcom is glorious (I readily admit I love some romcom schlock, but also know better than to expect anything realistic, athletically or otherwise). The fact that Colin Cowherd was going to lead his show with…

It’s representative of Toronto’s frustrating and boring way of doing business that Bichette is only getting a shot because the team’s best infielder, 33-year-old Eric Sogard, was shipped off at the trade deadline

According to spotrac, this season they have lost 1,722 days to the Injured List. Included in that list are 5 players who have been there since the start of the season (Ellsbury, Severino, Betances, Montgomery and Heller), totaling 655 of those days, and Tulo (who should never have been expected to be even remotely…

Prediction: the presence of these nets will lead to an increase of awesome plays that save players from injury, as well as prevent countless injuries to fans, but one big name player will eventually tweak a knee because they go into the stands like MccNeil and get a cleat stuck in the net, and we’ll be right back to…

I’m curious—Because Puig is now with Cleveland, do they face the usual consequence of a player getting suspened, i.e. having to play with a 24-man roster? Or are they allowed to call up a replacement for his suspension? Because it seems silly that they would be forced to play shorthanded because of this. It’s not even…

You are correct. The umpires are allowed to review whatever plays that they want (inside the scope of plays that are explicitly allowed to be reviewed, of course). If they want, they can even go to the headset for a rules clarification. The silliest thing is that a manager can always suggest a review without…

I could be off base, because I have no idea what I’m talking about, but does a simultaneous touch mean both hands have to be touching at the same time at some point, or does it mean they literally have to touch at the exact same instance? Like, can one hand touch first and the other come in a half second later (while…

The best part is that McDonald’s didn’t learn from A&W’s mistake and tried the same thing, introducing a third-pounder about 10 years ago.

Not to defend that practice because it was absolutely atrocious and anti-worker, but at least that “only” was in place to prevent someone from moving within the same chain. Jumping from McD’s to BK, for example, wouldn’t have been prevented. Again, horrible practice that never should have been allowed to happen,…

Obviously... Lots of money to be made off that 20% of one year at minimum wage!

I’m just glad it’s getting some traction.

And you would not be wrong at all. Although it does seem like the Fox and Friends crew are definitely the backup JV squad in the propaganda department.

Co-host Brian Kilmeade then adds that “other restaurants can hear about you, and then they want you.”

Honestly, Little Caesars is nothing special (and I doubt that’s a revelation to anyone), but when I just want to pick up a cheap pizza on my way home from work, it’s a thing of beauty. Add the Pizza Portal to it, where I can be in and out of the store in 10 seconds, and I’m in heaven!

Yeah, but one of them may win the MVP... and so will Trout.

Much like the Allan Hurns situation yesterday, this is why I’ll never have a problem with a player who wants to hold out. If a team can do this kind of stuff and have it defended (not by you, obviously) as doing business, a player should be able to do the exact same thing with no blowback.

It really makes me start to believe that all The Onion headlines about him were actually true.