Well yea.. if anything, fan art has shown me over and over and over that Logan has foreskin.

No chubby options? No thanks.

But but but.. Obama never did anything for the military?! Trump says our Military is in shambles?!?!

Myth 4 - all the way!! So a few years ago - a combination of stress, bad diet, and weight devastated my testosterone production. As a former porn star, gay cruising expert, and sometime-sex addict - this put quite a downer on a self-esteem. My T levels were 120 (normal range is 400 to 800). So, I did the…

Jesus fucking christ, this guy is a cunt.

Pre-marital sex is great. It’s necessary. Test drive before you buy. Is there enough room, is it big enough, do the tires work - OMG DOES IT HAVE WARTS?

YAS DRAG HIM!

I needed this in my life - So much has been lost in the last few months - and so much is threatened in the next 4 years. This is needed. Thank you.

I’ve been inside these vans almost as many times as I’ve been inside the close case married daddy bears that drive them.

I though the transition to Univision would do away with the disingenuous time waster headlines like this.

Oh look - an example article of why Gawker died a slow horrible death before Hulk Hogan came along to ransack your bank accounts.

Also, Moses preferred stone tablets to iPads.

Isn’t this sorta the plot of Five Nights and Freddy’s?

So instead of a shader - it’s armor?! FU Bungie.

Not opulent - it’s tacky.

I sat down and did the math a few years ago. As a 20-something Marine and young-urban-professional with access to San Francisco, Las Vegas, Atlanta, Key West, and San Diego - and with a taste for bookstore gloryholes, adult theaters, bathhouses, parks, trucker stops, rest areas - augmented by AOL and Yahoo chatrooms,…

I’m just here for the Aimee Mann!

I miss the 90s Country Music scene. I miss the women, especially.

Just FYI - you should NEVER trash your Tupperware. That stuff has a living lifetime warranty. You could go to any thrift store, garage sale, or your grandmas basement and if you find a piece of real Tupperware-branded Tupperware, you can send it into Tupperware for a new piece. That stuff is expensive, but its like an…

Just FYI - you should NEVER trash your Tupperware. That stuff has a living lifetime warranty. You could go to any…