YAS DRAG HIM!

I needed this in my life - So much has been lost in the last few months - and so much is threatened in the next 4 years. This is needed. Thank you.

I’ve been inside these vans almost as many times as I’ve been inside the close case married daddy bears that drive them.

I though the transition to Univision would do away with the disingenuous time waster headlines like this.

Oh look - an example article of why Gawker died a slow horrible death before Hulk Hogan came along to ransack your bank accounts.

Also, Moses preferred stone tablets to iPads.

Isn’t this sorta the plot of Five Nights and Freddy’s?

So instead of a shader - it’s armor?! FU Bungie.

Not opulent - it’s tacky.

I sat down and did the math a few years ago. As a 20-something Marine and young-urban-professional with access to San Francisco, Las Vegas, Atlanta, Key West, and San Diego - and with a taste for bookstore gloryholes, adult theaters, bathhouses, parks, trucker stops, rest areas - augmented by AOL and Yahoo chatrooms,…

I’m just here for the Aimee Mann!

I miss the 90s Country Music scene. I miss the women, especially.

Just FYI - you should NEVER trash your Tupperware. That stuff has a living lifetime warranty. You could go to any thrift store, garage sale, or your grandmas basement and if you find a piece of real Tupperware-branded Tupperware, you can send it into Tupperware for a new piece. That stuff is expensive, but its like an…

Just FYI - you should NEVER trash your Tupperware. That stuff has a living lifetime warranty. You could go to any…

Ok - you guys are spending WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAAAAAAYYY too much time watching this trailer. Really. Just stop. I think I was mildly interested till I saw Adam Sandler - and then that interest died swiftly. Really. You guys have said more in this article analyzing the product placement as stand-in for video game…

Hodor?

This is the kind of article I want to see from Gawker. Not only did it break this very complex issue down - it some how widened by understanding of my weird Tea Party uncle at the same time. Thank you, Kyle.

Oatmeal did it: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_…

I thought it was funny back in the early mid-2000s when there was talk of a Homestar Runner show on Cartoon Network. I think the rumor was that they just couldn't figure out what it would be.

I was thinking more Secret of NIMH.

Feels like the first mention of the Xbox One by Gawker that isn't kowtowing to the obelisk.