Oh look - an example article of why Gawker died a slow horrible death before Hulk Hogan came along to ransack your bank accounts.

Also, Moses preferred stone tablets to iPads.

I agree - he is very very bright and knows his stuff. But the whole Jony-Ive-sound-alike he is doing is scraping at my ear drums a little.

Can we talk about the horrible ASMR-ish presenter they have on stage?

Don’t forget to touch up your MOOF tattoo.

Marvel - don’t go all DC. Handle your shit and figure it out.

I love the idea of a new show.

My Ghost says they haven’t broken the Bekenstein limit yet.

China is punishing Apple for their security and privacy stance.

Isn’t this sorta the plot of Five Nights and Freddy’s?

Can we talk about Arya running through the bathouse with the bears?

derp - wrong thread

Didn’t Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Deam Warriors do this already?

Star Trek - we get it - there’s a goddamn motorcycle.

It’s rare that something really strikes me as true horror. Being disembodied is true horror for me. Like the “Show me” scene from Robocop where “Oh my god there’s nothing left!” happens. This thing with Pymtron is right up there with that.

Does it involve his teeth?

Tim Cook to Gizmodo:

So instead of a shader - it’s armor?! FU Bungie.

When I was 13 - this was epic. Xavier took the gloves off and put down Magneto. It’s been an epic moment that setup tons of stories since then. Magneto’s Clone Joseph, Age of Apocalypse, Onslaught, Red Skull’s brain, etc

It’s a minor product release. It’s not even targeted to you. It’s targeted to first time buyers and less saturated markets. 16GB sounds awful to the power users of America, but to kid in the Cuba or Myanmar (or a US red state), this is an epic first step that his parents can afford.