Why is the USSR only capable of being red?

Wait - have they been getting ideas from Agent Carter?

Nokia Ngage. I broke my Nokia 3600 and I was a huge Nokia fan at the time, and this seemed like the wave of the future - and it was not. No one ever wanted to play any of those games in portrait mode. It did have some good ideas that made it way into modern phones, but overall it was a disaster. At least it was easy…

Why does she look like she was sent to Azkaban?

Way to make me feel horrifyingly small against the mass of the cosmos.

That's a Penis.

The terrorists won.

Aliens building cities on the moon.

The broken planet of Earth.

What?! Wait.. did anyone else see a penis?

I went and saw this movie at age 12 - and for some reason I had it in my head that no one would really die in this movie - unless it was a bad guy. They'd all make it out and laugh about it afterwards. The only films I'd seen innocent people getting killed in were war movies and slasher flicks.

So - if he were around today - he'd be sporting a Fedora and hanging out in the White Knight section of Reddit spewing m'ladys at any woman unfortunate enough to cross his neck-bearded face?

Galaxy Quest - leaving space dock:

Hodor?

Robot Man. You know what I mean.

My cat is going to love this!!!

Insufficient. Logitech has this cool Ultrathin Keyboard over that acts like a Smartcover that magnetically attaches to the iPad 2,3 and 4 - but not the Air - and has a full keyboard, stand, and the battery power lasts for weeks at a time. They need this design on that Smartcover style.

They'll wish we'd conserved more resources and focused more on getting deeper and more fruitfully into space. And forever scratch their head at the 43rd president like "wtf was that about?!"

This is awful. There are no inexpensive Macs you can upgrade overtime to distribute cost. I call this anti-consumer when you make anyone buying low-end equipment impossible to upgrade arbitrarily to force an up sell.

This is the kind of article I want to see from Gawker. Not only did it break this very complex issue down - it some how widened by understanding of my weird Tea Party uncle at the same time. Thank you, Kyle.