In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

In response to Papa’s inflamatory rhetoric, Papa John’s has decided to rename their olives to just "black olives" 

I do believe Raffi there was being facetious and including all the cliched lines possible into one profile. But hey, I guess that can work too?

+200 and a cherry.

Yeah, next season they may have to be the Silver Knights.

They’re due!

As soon as my state opens a sportsbook, first thing I’m doing is putting down 50 grand on the Washington Generals!

+1 bottle of red, +1 bottle of white

And it came rather quickly.

Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant

Somehow John Wall is to blame for this.

These are great Barry. Good stuff.

that’s unnecessary roughness.

Be fair. Curt believes simply in smaller government. His fraud made Rhode Island’s budget smaller after all.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

I’m so happy H. Chung kicked his ass.

But JTIII was a problem?

exactly! Maybe he’s thinking Temple instead. And, Pitt is far more urban than Nova.

This is the comment of someone who has CLEARLY never been to Villanova. The fuck you doing calling Villanova “urban?”

Well with that attitude, that guy will never be a running back for the Ravens.