knock knock

I just giggled in public. This is why all my gay friends look down on me.

That game was entertaining as hell. Except for Ray Hudson. Dude needs to modulate a bit.

He get a brown card for that?

ROTFLMAO!

East Shit, Cadinals!!

All that’s missing is a failed GoFundMe campaign for the team’s legal defense fund.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

I love this stupid game so damn much.

It’d be safer on a boat. Sharks wouldn’t go near it.

Croatia and their checkered past

“The Gloves Are Off” is Antonio Cromartie’s official slogan regarding birth control.

I can think of several times in my life as an Indians fan I wished the bullpen had been thoughtful enough to give us each a 50-gallon drum of lube.

How do you ever reconcile your human side and Redo Sox fan side?

The REAL question: is that FOX reporter’s dress blue or white?

And here I would’ve thought the goalkeeper’s instinct would’ve been to stop the ball rocketing towards him.

Yeah, he should have ran up and kicked him in the back like a Venezuelan.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

To be fair, Sepp gave a perfectly valid reason, “Abby, Abby, Abby, how in the world of soccer will our people be able to calculate the amount of bribe we’ll get based on some percentage of zero?”

Looking at that mug shot, I’m thinking her day started with a 40, then getting the autograph.