Strapping in for the furious hot taeks tarnishing the kid’s legacy because he had a little coke in his system.

yeah, that show looks weird

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

“I don’t get it”

ya

He spent 10 minutes ripping on the Yankees for their stupid promotional expansions, which include this breast pump thing. Got me through traffic on my way home from work. God, he’s a national treasure. I can’t believe he’s retiring in 14 months.

They never should have allowed toilets in stadiums. It was all a slippery slope from there.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Just like a Trump supporter to blame the Mexicans.

Johnny Cash once sat at the table next to mine at the Bottom Line on night. He had the courtesy to not pester me the entire evening. I remember giving him a grateful nod as I left.

I don’t know if I could call this against the spirit of the Infield Fly Rule, since the rule specifically excludes line drives, which are inherently harder to field. This discrepancy in risk when fielding a fly ball verses a line drive is why the rule distinguishes between the two and only concerns itself with the fly…

It’s good to see someone still doing things the Cardinal Way(TM)

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

If you want really stinky farts, get a dog. My parent’s cocker spaniel lets out silent weapons of mass destruction that cold kill a forest.

I can’t think of any reason why Smith shouldn’t just go on Mike & Mike every Monday to talk shit about whoever was covering him the day before.

What about JalenBenét Ramsey’s parents’ shit list?

Actual story: Athlete loses, directs unrelated derogatory comment towards his opponent in post-game interview.