Yep, I started grade school in 1992 and it was already a thing.

I heard that bald eagles are total douche bags, always unjustly stealing stuff from the hard working osprey. Why is it the “national bird”? I mean...never mind, it's a perfect representation.

A lot of people don’t realize that “Little B” is one of the biggest drug kingpins in Maine, according to Gov. LePage.

I blame Florida.

Honestly, losers complaining that the election was rigged is probably the desired outcome here. Like, I bet the hackers weren't even planning on doing anything other than getting caught. Cast enough doubt in people's minds and it doesn't really matter who wins. We will just continue on the path that lead to a guy like…

Like I said, folks who can actually read are aware that our intelligence agencies are not the only ones saying the Russians are involved, but that the overwhelming majority of the largest international cybersecurity firms are in agreement with “the FBI,” as you put it.

My brother-in-law is from Russia, I’m typing out a sternly worded text about this as we speak.

I would hope not! Both the states I have voted in since my 20s have paper ballots, counted by mechanical counters. I think the voter registration rolls that the nice white-haired old ladies use to check and make sure that you are registered are printed out right after the registration deadline passes, and are then…

When you learn to read, I guess?

Like we need paper ballots.

Well, I guess I won't complain about filling out a paper ballot with a sharpie anymore.

At least hillary’s complaint would be legit.

May she wake up for the midnight pee and step on a Lego.

I grew up in Maine, got a wonderful liberal education there, participated in anti-Iraq war protests, worked with a bunch of Howard Dean supporting hippies at a vegetarian restaurant/art gallery.

Yeah, Eliot Cutler (independent) should have bowed out in 2014. I will forever hold that grudge.

He was elected for a second term after placing a bear-baiting initiative on the ballot that effectively brought out a large number of under-informed and under-educated voters. I moved here one year ago and he is truly the ONLY bad thing I have discovered about the state of Maine - admittedly, it’s a doozy. Incredibly…

I was extremely disappointed that he was able to secure a higher percentage of the vote in his second election run. When you examine the actual votes, in 2010 he won by about 10,000 votes and in 2014 he won by about 30,000 votes.

Rural Maine is both beautiful and deeply weird/regressive.

Unless there are only, like, 10 drug dealers in Maine I don’t see how they could all be black or hispanic. Maine demographics look like the damn inside of a loaf of Wonderbread.

I’ve done A LOT of drugs in Maine, and I honestly got them all from white folk.