There's absolutely no business reason to mess with the Cena formula though. The people who hate him as a good guy aren't gonna buy his shirts when he turns heel.

There's an indie tag team called the Beaver Boys? Do they come out eating shrimp and drinking white wine? Are their names Richardson and Richardson?

It's better than Big E's finisher, which sets the bar in a historic line of finishing moves that look worse to the afflictor.

Got any lawyers in the family? That's part of why Heyman is so good.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Prog folk truly needs more seeds a-plantin'.

Why cover "Renegade" when you can just cut out the middle man and cover "Trampled Under Foot"?

I'm sure Dane Cook could come up with something.

I feel bad for Ken Marino, but at least we'll get more Dr. Glenn Richie now.

More Newsreaders also, please.

I thought 5 was straight up lousy. But of the very few episodes I've watched of the last few years, I've definitely had some chuckles.

Huh. Rob Zombie fans have disposable income? This probably would be a good list of residences to search for meth labs.

My answer to "who in history do you wish you could have seen live?" will always be Nirvana in 1990. Do American audiences get even half that crazy for any acts these days?

Adam Driver? Really? Ah, yeah that's right, Ewan MacGregor could act once upon a time too. Samuel L, even.

Episode II was a bigger waste of money than the average genocide.

This Kylo Ren guy looks pretty scary. I think he's smelting with his light saber there, and that can't be easy. Good thing he wears proper facial protection.

I dunno dude. I was worried that third Warrant album wasn't gonna live up to expectations.

Because, like, Shake It Off is awesome??

13, followed closely by Parklife. Both shoo-ins for my top 100 albums.

Finally you and Rolling Stone agree on something!