Geeesh please no, why would you make a chunk of Ambrose's fans turn on him by having him prop up RR? Sad part is, I could see it.

There's no joke worse than an unfunny offensive joke.

Pro wrestling is a lot like cigarettes, in that the real survival of the business hinges on hooking lots of kids.

Chevy Chase. And you're not.

I wasn't at all, and that wasn't my general impression. As creative director I think Jon Stewart was awesome, but I've never liked him much as a performer. I would BEG Oliver to take over after how well he did last summer. Hell, let him keep both shows!

The Mount Rushmore of comedy won't be picked by the masses. It will be picked by comedians and comedy "nerds" who will perpetuate the better material far into the future.

I watched a video of some British Bill O'Reilly type interviewing him about why he doesn't vote, and it about blew me away how astute he sounded. I didn't agree with every thing he said, but I doubled down on my opinion of voting, for sure.

I disagree, your Excellency.

Use the extra money to make your doll quote your character in 'Cedar Rapids' and I'll get involved.

I think you could have Seth Rollins double down on his "I am the future" talk and have him gradually turn into a tweener anti-hero that could feud with a heel Reigns, who even as a bad guy, I'm betting still couldn't talk his way out of jury duty. All he can do is smirk. He should just start training himself to yell…

Is the Paul Heyman double cross Reigns heel turn not the popular theory anymore?

Well, ya can't have Chance Briggs in every Rob-centered show.

It always baffles me how much work goes into their album structures. The first CDs being the length of a CD, though track 4 on TLCW is clearly too long. I love how We Were Dead is structured. If it were their last album it would have been perfect that way. Spitting Venom being the proper closer, the next track…

Agreed. My Sharona is the archetype of a song that you like the first time you hear it, but it cannot possibly reveal subtleties that make it endure. What you start to hear is the pedophilia in the lyrics, and you just want to call it My Scrrotum. Or My Bologna. Or My Cirrhosis. Or whatever.

Abracadabra has a hilariously bad video. Rockit has a very fun video. I enjoy both songs almost entirely because of them.

I think it's a monument of songwriting. It's a dumb pop song, and yet it's SEVEN GODDAMN MINUTES LONG!

It's cheesy and lame, but eerily soothing at the same time.

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Maybe it had something to do with Sting appearing on stage with Puff Daddy. And The Police appearing on a list on VH1 a couple of years later. Yep, sounds about right.

Witchy Woman and Desperado definitely belong.