Catch us at the 2018 Fyre Festival

Fucking gross. I ALWAYS think I know how horrible human beings are, and I am always wrong. This is coming from someone who has excavated mass graves.

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My friend was bulimic and the acid from frequently vomiting caused her tooth loss.

Kamala did not come out of nowhere. She was District Attorney of San Francisco for 7 years. Then she was Attorney General of California for the next 6 until she moved to the US Senate this year. She is one of two Senators from the largest State in the country. She does have strong positions on a variety of…

Goddamn, she’s a good lawyer. And it’s fucking obvious that he’s lying. He’s fucking talking too much.

I have a permanent rash between my boobs from lack of air circulation in a bra. Yet I wear a bra in public. My sympathy is...limited.

I think most dudes can be comfortable without spreading out all over the place but literal parallel legs could be pretty hard for a chunky legged man.

Here’s a fun fact: Squeezing your legs together like a vice is uncomfortable for women too. And yet we manage to do it.

Moist.

One of my first employers was blind. However, in his case, “blind” meant he had no vision straight ahead but some peripheral vision. He could actually read large print if he held it close and in the right spot, but when he came storming into the office yelling for somebody do something, you could sometimes elude him…

I was hoping that this article would reveal that Stevie Wonder used the soundwaves of his own voice to see his surroundings.

This is true, my dad toured with Mr. Morris and would tell us stories of how he would ask for people’s traits so he could play pranks. Two examples, once he asks my father the color of the backing vocalist outfits and when he found out they were varying shades of brown and orange raged about how fall colors were not…

There was a story in one of the Little House books where Mary comes home from college and talks about her roommate who can see bright colors and how they used that to trick a salesman into thinking they could tell what color scarves were just by touching them.

Very few people are entirely 100% blind. I’m completely blind on my left eye and have 20/200 vision in my right and I often just use the “blind” shorthand for myself. I know a lot of people who can only see light and color and refer to themselves as blind. I think we should all leave Stevie Wonder alone.

It makes me warm and fuzzy that you enjoy!!! I’m just trying to spread positivity in the world, and to see it appreciated is truly THE BEST!

James Blunt, unlike the band Smashmouth, is endearingly lovely about people talking crap about his music on Twitter.

No, his job needs to be forced to pay him a living wage.

“definition of compassionate: a compassion that is balanced between the people who get the benefits and the people who pay them.”

Okay, so here’s my theory. We will see how it pans out.