The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

He has every right to complain. I’m sure it will be extremely difficult for a former state governor to find low effort & lucrative lobbying work. Especially a Republican.

BTW, I love how much Obama has him fucked up. In one week he’s telling everyone within earshot how he’s sure that Obama likes him, but he understands why Obama can’t reveal that. And then in the next week is saying Obama’s stalking him.

Trump is basically trying to gaslight the entire country.

I stopped watching Bones when they killed off Sweets. Literally turned off the television and was like “fuck this.” Haven’t looked back.

The episode where he pretended to be Tag Romney will never not be funny.

My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.

I guess it makes sense that their show cycles would line up.

And 100% of those babies have a male biological parent, who absolutely should pay for prenatal care. If there’s anybody who could make the argument of not paying prenatal taxes, it’s childless women. (Men who believe that they are childless could very well have children out there that they don’t know about, not true…

you arent dumb, the world is dumb.

I don’t ask for much.

Well a swamp provides ecological benefits and has a reason to exist.

WRONG. It wasn’t the affect that was the sharp divider between the two. Show me ONE female politician who was married 3 times, birthed six children by three different men (and cheated on all three). Let that same woman squander ONE BILLION DOLLARS, declare bankruptcy 5x, be accused by 15 men of grabbing them by the…

They are acting like incompetent tv sitcom dads trying to make safe jokes about their impotent maleness that just end up reinforcing dumb ideas about men and women. It’s not like Jezebel is the bastion of radicalism and sound politics— it’s not and these jokes also show the shallowness of the content here. Everyone…

Isn’t the whole point of a women’s strike to show how things fall apart without women, though?

This is the joke though.

Look, this is why we had drive-ins for fucks sake. You got there a little early and the kids came wearing their pajamas. You lined up at the concession building and let your kids run wild on the playground next to the parking lot. Then when the previews started you rounded up your spawn and put them in your station…

Love it when pieces of shit like this asshole goes the God route.

If you’re a man caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women, you’re obviously just engaging in “locker room talk,” and that doesn’t mean you actually do it. But if you are a woman who shares rape fantasies with your partner, that is literal, and you definitely literally want to be raped and brutally…

The girlfriend is pretty used to me gently sobbing on the toilet, but today she grew concerned when it became clear that I hadn't taken a bucket of chicken in with me.