No no no no this smells too much like Iggy Azalea to be at all appealing or ok. I can’t be the only one walking swiftly the other way from this one!?

“Ew, don’t be so fucking weird” is strangely cutting, especially in a work setting.

They rmade an historic moment for women’s reproductive rights all about their dicks. Again. Always with their fucking dicks! Dick dicks can suck dick.

Do we know the organ issues were weight related?

“And when your child takes a bullet because my actions have both drawn attention to us and escalated the situation, you will be thankful. Do you hear me? YOU WILL BE THANKFUL!”

I prefer Sheltefani

Ahhhh you must have shown up right when Yoko started her ‘coherent’ phase. I do love the sunnier Yoko

I just realized this must be TayTay’s attempt at a ‘Miley’ phase.

Oh to be able to afford a child AND keep your career - it’s the fantasy I’m fairly certain will never come true for me. SHE’S INCREDIBLY LUCKY.

Uh have you read anything Patrick has had to say on the subject? Because she herself would disagree.

Such fortitude you guys have, whining about letting some chicks race against you. If we aren't a threat what's your problem?

And now we know what fell out of Ted Cruz’s mouth that one time.

Ew. I'm so sorry. DM me next time you come down and I'll help you escape to someplace cool, at least for one evening.

Come to Deep Ellum! The Wednesday night jam at The Prophet Bar is crawling with Grammy winners, and the All/Everythung nights at RBC on Sunday’s are so much fun (All Drake Everything last week was a riot, Kendrick is this Sunday). I also love love love The Wild Detectives in Oak Cliff, and Bar Politics is a hilarious…

When was the last time you were in Dallas? You’re describing Ft Worth (cowboy hats) and the suburbs more than Dallas proper. This is the Dallas I hang in:

The trolls and offensive comments generate more page views than the posts themselves. Gawker and Jezebel are slow to address the problem by design - it’s essentially the business model around here.

Except abolishing slavery and universal equality aren’t ideas that originated in “The West.”

But am I picking the worst or the least worst?

You know, if you’re going to try to pit Black people against Mexicans, maybe don't go out of your way to call Black people idiots at the same time.

Trying to pit two oppressed groups against each other in an attempt to deflect or quiet criticism of the oppressor is laughably transparent and super boring. Got any better tricks?