Why the insistence that STEM only applies to university-level work? Do STEM magnet elementary schools teach ten year olds advanced calculus? Or do Arts magnet schools demand museum-quality output from a third grader? That would be a no.

She could medal in chain smoking these days - she cleaned me out when I hilariously attended a couple of parties in Monte Carlo half a decade or so ago.

Holy. Shit.

Yeah, no. The ‘any woman can get laid anytime’ trope is something men like to trot out to perpetuate this idea of male victim hood. That doesn't mean it's true - plenty of women go out all the time and fail to pull a bloke.

Nah, actually - you’re coming off as the dick here.

Uncle Gary is an evil man.