This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Is David Tracy’s name on the title?

MAKE AMERICA SHIFT AGAIN!

There is a special place in hell reserved for people who shoot videos like this in portrait.

This is a good topic and a pet project of mine. One thing that this particular dash places a lot of emphasis on (I’d never seen it before) is the legibility of the numerals on the dials and also the consistent scale with which the graduation marks are laid out (i.e., they dont change scale mid-dial). The type face is…

Neutral: My employer asked me this once. They, quite hypothetically, asked “what could we do to encourage you to ride-share or carpool to work.?”

My answer: Nothing. Unequivocally, absolutely nothing. Short of coercion and force, there is no way to convince me to give up my transportation autonomy. I don’t want to be…

I do not care if the Jeep is faster. It is stupid. The others are just better.

Look closer my friend. That is, in fact, a prancing moose.

Skoda is this weird arm of VW that somehow hasn’t put VW out of business. Usually they’re cheaper, yet they always seemed nicer to sit and drive in. I remember I had a Octavia as my rental in Dubai and it was so well put together and nice to drive. Like, why you’d buy a VW over a Skoda is beyond me. They look better,…

I DEMAND A RECOUNT! That Russian nail-tire comment was GOLDEN.

NeverSpeakAWordAgain

take your usernames advice. 

That’s about like saying “I’ve never had sex and I’m getting sick of seeing it used for selling everything, as well as procreating! Who needs more people?” :P

Exactly my thoughts! But I hate how they kill off projects without perfecting them. I wish cadillac would split off 100% from GM so they can decide on their own fate

#canada #r34 #15years #smug #hashtagsareannoying

The reliability argument ended with the MKV. Really, for the money, GTI IS the answer.

Unless you like being a little weird... Then look for a 2015 Golf TDI SE (good headlamps) DSG (Sportwagen for bonus points), call up Malone, order a Stage 2 tune and a DSG tune, leave the ride height stock and roll all over the GTI…

Running costs? The insurance on my GTI is damn cheap compared to my wife’s Pilot or my brothers 235. For cars that basically cost the same new. Maintenance is pretty standard stuff. Tires are an incredible bargain since their size seems to be the best size for performance tires (225/45/18). You can get indy 500's for…

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Alright, as a Canadian I feel as though I need to explain how this happened.