But ramming some hapless Mexican spectator off the road sucks. If it happens all the time, that sucks too. This time it was caught on camera, so now we’re talking about it. And lines like “we will destroy your personal vehicle in pursuit of that $29 dollar Baja 500 trophy” is the kind of thing starts a shitstorm of…

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Nobody has failed upward more than Jimmy Fallon. Fuck that no talent hack.

I'm just going to leave this here:

What about Dani Alves' ball? That's equally as impressive in my book — just an absurdly accurate long ball and well timedat that.

When I see that pic of DeMaurice Smith, I can't help but think he knows all the different ways in which shrimp can be prepared.

Cutler will be okay. Marshall was only his third or fourth option depending on how many DBs the other team had on the field.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

If only Bannister had something to help her excuse hold itself up.

Beat me to it!

C'mon, man. I have no dog in this fight, but "true fans never complain because their support is unwavering" is a preposterous position.

Basically it was the gift that kept on giving.

And hand out nicknames.

We're going to have to put them through a pledge process first, of course.

you are overselling the 76ers