Sending a student up on a 50-foot tall scissor lift in a 50 mph windstorm, only to have it topple and cause his death, means he literally killed him.

And is on SNL too, he’s multi-talented!

Huh?

Dana White killed the Lindbergh baby.

http://schnatter.uky.edu is now throwing a “Web Site Not Found” error and this just hit the news this afternoon:

Not fake, just honorary - not a military Colonel. Kentucky Colonels are a real thing with meetings and everything.

He is the only qualified Major League pitcher with an ERA under 2.00

LeBron didn’t like the fact that he’d have to sit out a year after joining the Sixers.

Apparently it was two nights ago, so Monday night.  The timeline works.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in 20 years of corporate life, it’s that you don’t piss off HR. The 76ers executive hallways are going to be mighty frosty for awhile.

Coincidentally “Clay Matthews Takes Shot To Face” is the title of my wife’s latest Green Bay Packer-based fan-fiction.

Kid’s got a hell of a future in soccer.

That, and I heard a “JR Smith dios mio” in there too.

But she didn’t piss off the Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta Fuck Wit.

“Get busy harrassin’, or get busy dyin’”

My first thought exactly.

+1 for the joke, -1 for the explanation.

The asterisk is actually a link to a comment that corrected what he wrote originally. Click on it and it will take you to the comment.

You should hear his riff on Jeff Gillooly.

Highlight truther: he cracked the bat on the ground ball he just hit. His head just finished the job.