Except Mitch Lyons. He should have never named Auston Robertson as the player in the meeting who reported the incident. That’s the gist of this article.

Never more appropriate.

They ask you to do it standing with your eyes closed. They expect you to have to sing it and put a lot of thought into it. If you are sober, you won’t fall over while trying to work it out, but if you are drunk you will probably lose your balance.

So you watched the race with Terry Frei?

I watched the two home runs, and it looks like on the first one, Strickland was probably staring down Harper because he felt he admired it for too long before breaking into his trot. He put his glove over his mouth so he was probably yelling shit at him too.

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong (which I very well could be), but I don’t see him ever come to a complete stop into the set position which is a balk. With no runners on base it should be called a ball even if he swung.

Ah, the “Shaggy Defense”.

Boston-ese for water fountain.

As a Yankee fan I also hate to admit this, but the Yankees need the Sox. When both are good, baseball is better.

Goddamn right it was.

Yes, and the Kane character that you are probably most aware of was initially introduced as The Undertaker’s younger brother, who was scarred by The Undertaker when he (The Undertaker) accidentally set fire to the family funeral home as a child, killing the rest of his family.

“Lonzo, I have a Mr. Todd Marinovich on line 2, he says it’s urgent. Would you like to take it now or shall I take a message?”

It’s an Atomiswave game - find yourself an Atomiswave emulator and the ROM is out there on the ‘ol interwebz. 

Blindspots definitely came into play here, but not the way we think of blind spots. Beige shitbox pulled a 2 lane cutover. I watched it in slow-mo and he was two lanes to the right and blew right through the second-from-left lane, so he could not have checked if the HOV lane was clear as his sight was blocked by the…

You mean hyperbolic AND silly.

Or as Jim Irsay calls it, “A slow winter.”

Browns get a 2018 2nd rounder and 2017 6th rounder.

I must have missed that, I don’t remember him playing in a Super Bowl - unless you mean he had tickets.

The A’s tried to get the insurance carrier to grant an exception to its policy for Gray, general manager David Forst told the paper.