Congrats, Brie! You solved sexual harassment! It will never happen again now that you refused to clap!

Gah! Kill it with fire! Saltines are only good if you are vomiting and need some sustenance or if you have tomato soup. Get it the hell away from pie

why wouldn't you?

Never been to Twin Peaks. Tilted Kilt is the Penthouse to Hooters' Playboy.

First time I ever went to Hooters, I was mildly impressed with the waitresses. And I couldn't stop looking at the hostess. They let her wear a polo and mid-thigh shorts. She was the hottest one there.

Tilted Kilt or GTFO

Type 4: Breaking Bad

Really surprised Lucy wasn't tempted to say to Lindbergh: "Maybe have the baby sleep in your room for a while…"

Can I be over Emma Watson? Because I kind of am.

You're right except for HW Bush. The man was insanely qualified to be President. He was just a lousy candidate who beat a lousier one and got his clock cleaned by a great one in 1992.
I don't agree with much of HW Bush, but I'd give him a 20-year-term today if it meant not having 10 seconds of Trump.

During the limerick game, Kurtis is always saying "Well done!" or "Very Good!"
I think that would be in my obituary, if Kurtis said that about me.

See, I think that's a baseless rumor. But it is true that he was the original choice to play Apollo Creed's son, so that may be how you got them confused.

ALL RIGHT! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE! HIGH FIVE TO THE INTERNET!

There is only one group of people who decides if this is tasteless and that is Carrie Fisher's family. The rest of you Internet warriors are going to see it even if CG Leia and CG Tarkin make out.

You're not alone, brother.

The legal thing is pretty clear. The fun part is actually the various stories I've seen on the actual injuries Marv and Harry suffered. In order for a door knob to glow red in the dark, it would have to be 750 degrees, which is close to the temperature that would literally cause your hand to catch fire.

Watched this movie again with my kids recently. If my brother-in-law ever talks to one of my kids like Uncle Standard 80s Slimy Guy (Gerry Bamman) then he and his worthless family will get chucked out of my house.

Yeah. Although you need to have a Google search handy to know what some of the damn things are. Twelfth cakes?

It's in the Patrick Stewart one too. The boy playing Ignorance is a bit .. over the top

The key moment in the Patrick Stewart version is this: When the fundraisers come to his office, asking for donations, they are clearly slow on the uptake. (There is a hilarious reaction shot from Richard E. Grant as Cratchit, when he realizes what is happening)