I’m pretty sure most Democratic Sanders supporters voted Clinton. What Clinton’s sheep fail to acknowledge, and the total fraud of the “Bernie Bros” narrative, is that millennial women also overwhelmingly voted Sanders over Clinton; thus, the narrative that Bernie supporters are nothing but white 20-30 something men…

There will be endless reprisals and recriminations, and they will all do approximately zero good, so I will try to avoid them. There’s more than enough blame to go around. But for one dark night (morning), I will indulge. You’re exactly right. The fucking goddamn DNC and their miserable godfuckinggoddamn triangulation…

Hair

Slovenia

Really, if you think about it, this is all womens’ fault for not having handles!!

Is this a joke???? What about the first amendment? Freedom of speech?

I have no say in the process being in a non-swing state, so I’m just along for this terribly shitty ride, but I try to stay positive. For example, no matter who wins, I’ll be able to complain for another 4 years.

I’ll show you what anecdotal means bud. I’ll anecdotal you hard in front of your wife and kids.

I yell at my pugs. But then I feel stupid because I yelled at pugs.

I feel so bad when I have to discipline mine, but it’s necessary! “Discipline” meaning ethical, compassionate discipline, not beating the fuck out of it.

Pictured: A longstanding senior member of Manchester City’s fanbase.

Hitler

Probably a good thing, you don’t appear to have much capacity for waste.

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