Zaz really something else.

Honestly, I expect nothing from Nissan anymore.

The Z8 has been long known for being one of the worst “performance” cars ever to drive. Pretty, but no counterargument to the Boxster or even Corvette by any measure.

It probably sounds great, pulling in and out of the garage once every May to be washed and waxed,driven back inside and covered. Grandpa’s new piece doesn’t like riding in it, so they end up driving her ES350 everywhere they go.

Remember all those movies like Clueless where the geeky girl gets a make over and she’s suddenly hot and popular because she’s now hot? Yeah, this is nothing like that. Those movies started out with a beautiful Hollywood actress, put glasses on her and marched her into the scene. This was ugly, is ugly, and will…

Thank you - I was pretty pleased that it worked.

From allaboutbirds.org...American Robin ID...

It’s weird in a way that upon first glance your brain simply accepts that this thing exists naturally, but in the very next second it utters, “wait wut”. Sorta like those animal mashups that totally work.

So you’re saying it’s a coupe?

It’s like a Camry Corolla Celica.

“Porsche recently gathered a group of ten cars from their history to remind you that pretty much everything they’ve ever built looks just a little bit dorky almost exactly the same.” FTFY

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

“do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers...... to merge companies - THIS MEANS YOU SERGIO!!!!"

I shit in a toilet, thank you very much.

I can’t wait until 2032 when we’re all flying around in Jalop-ass beater airplanes like this with patina and malaise interiors while the YOUNG PUNKS are in their hydrogen-electric powered hover converted Teslas on Autopilot version 22.2.3 hogging the left lane in the sky.

My father in law gave us his cherished Cadillac Allante for Christmas one year.

Very cool. Would love to see these printed and sold as a set.

Very few people, including most jalopnik.com writers and readers, buy the vehicle they need. They buy the vehicle they want to and can (sometimes) afford. Nobody needs a BMW, Tesla, sports car, Jeep, roadster or any other car any of us would like to own. They all need a camry or a Grand Caravan. Or really just a bus…