Very few people, including most jalopnik.com writers and readers, buy the vehicle they need. They buy the vehicle they want to and can (sometimes) afford. Nobody needs a BMW, Tesla, sports car, Jeep, roadster or any other car any of us would like to own. They all need a camry or a Grand Caravan. Or really just a bus…

And writes better.

The intern has hotter takes tbqh

*any Kia before around 2010

I bet you could get a good deal on the one that they tested on Top Gear.

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Don’t you just find the closest garage, drive into it, and get a fresh new paint job? I thought that’s how it works

America is full of morons

Cheesy photo filters can be pretty impressive on toys. I’ve enjoyed taking this kind of photography lately...

In other words, it was improbably spacious in that back seat.

Alanis! You live in Texas! You should meet up with Nakazoto from Oppo! Jalopnik did an article on his Mitsubishi Minica years ago that he restored while living in Japan for 7 years, but he has moved back to Texas now and brought a JDM Isuzu Bellett, Isuzu 117 and that little 2-stroke Minica back with him! Would make…

Buddy, I already have Vibranium-powered flying cars and I have no need for primitive internal combustion and electric runabouts and I will buy whatever toy I damn well please. Now, unless you drive a Brown-Manual-Diesel-Miata-Wagon you can GTFO of here with your gatekeeping bullshit.

Well, seeing as I’ve never seen a NY Taxi driving down 495 in MA, but just this morning I saw 2 different, obviously privately owned, vehicles with yellow NY plates, I’ll have to agree to disagree. Here are some examples:

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

Used to know a NJ State Trooper. “Minority” was officially one of the criteria they used to profile drug runners on the Turnpike.

Hmm I have similar story. I owned a black Acura TL and in somewhat large and busy road there was a report of a black Neon street racing. I was on said road at a fast food joint drive through when he pulls into parking lot and parks but as soon as I leave he follows. I hadn’t done anything wrong so no biggie until he…

Rossi did nothing wrong.

FAKE NEWS. Mergio would have accepted a half-eaten burrito.

Why am I more interested in that Gazoo Racing Hilux that is just out of frame?

It's clearly a Focus point :D