Ashe is a Bastion-killer, tho

Just buy a Tesla Model S or Model 3

This was how it looked before:

A lot of people dont want those options tho. My mom specifically asked to get one that didnt have distronic when we got her GLA. So we ended up finding a “used” one with every option except distronic. Then we got some aftermarket headlights, grille, and the star.

I don’t get the hate on the illuminated star. I think it only looks tacky if you dont have the options to match it. Example, my mom’s GLA:

I disagree. My mom specifically asked for a model that didnt have distronic when we were searching for her GLA. The result was that the ones we found had the bad grille and headlights. This is how it looked like before:

 not catchy enough, lets try #CliffJumperChallenge

Hot Take: The Rock should have stayed a wrestler, or at least never encroached upon the Fast and Furious series, which only really dove head on to the cliff of shitty action movies when he took the wheel and Paul Walker jumped off

This thing would like a word:

I grew up reading old style Jalopnik. I remember the witty banter you authors had in the replies with readers. I remember //Drive. I remember DOTS. Davey’s writing stood out from all of it though. He was like a diamond in a pile of gold. And I’ll be honest, I lost track of both of you after your departures from the…

extremely relevant song to this topic:

The fact that I read this story and got both a P&R and The Office reference in the replies shows just how good this site is

Somewhere off in the distance a man named Andrew P Collins is either violently cursing or screaming with joy 

Funny, I can’t even recall that the dart existed

I would kill George Zimmerman for the chance to play on a switch the size of an iPhone XR

Tiger has no comment on race relations in this country? Woods just dunked all over Michael Jordan’s “Republicans buy shoes too” comments (though to be fair, it’s not entirely clear Jordan ever said that).

I don’t think $kaycog will ever find Patrick Dempsey more attractive than ever again after reading this article

Oh’ Crikey It’s The Albanian Rozzers

It’s probably just a rebadged Toyota Alphard with more luxury and a Lexus face, for the elite to flex on the poor.