This is absolutely incredible and a bit unbelievable that a President whose platform was that the US had done enough, and that if the rest of the world wanted peace or policing that they could step in and perform actions like these, would actually happen to take this action out of some moral duty.

It is almost more…

“YO I KNOW I JUST HANDED Y’ALL AN INVOICE AND TALKED SHIT TO YOUR FACE BUT WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME HELP RN THX”

Oh man my heart skipped a beat there. Can’t do that to us 9-11 kids!

15 lbs! So that’s what we’re calling speed now?

Oh...no...

So like, is it wrong to hate remakes? Or is it a real offense? Like when an original was good enough to become timeless... like is it not some sort of sin to try and touch it again? Or is it whatever and we are wrong for being bothered?

Oh World Peace is still a thing? I thought it was like Jordan changing to 45 for a season... Whew

The only people who ever said I should lie about my credentials for jobs were White guys, some of who claimed a degree they didn’t have on their own resumes... But yeah... the Chinese... are really the real ones...with an unfair advantage...in the job market... uh... >.>

WHAT’S THAT VICE? You want to see a ranking of brands by 1000 teens? Hey why are you all the way down there in the lower left...?

No. We don’t want it.

Ooh she’s screwed. Texting a blackmail threat is one of the dumber of the stupid people crimes. And Asian lady threats won’t go over well with the big 35 million dollar bail murder case being the topic of the day.

No it is definitely the Sun, who is now past half of it’s lifespan. Edit: crap that isn’t an animal.

BooHiss

Suge lost some weight!

Those two in the front are like “can you believe this shit?”

So Trump sucks and everything but the real bad guy in this story is whatever system allows all these things to happen (open a business, obtain a driver’s license, social security card, and a work permit) while also being here illegally and actually having broken an order to leave. Like, either we allow someone to…

“I know lines, I have the best lines, believe me folks. I have so many lines they’ll be crossing them for years before they get to us. In fact, we will build a wall of lines 30 feet high that they won’t possibly be able to cross, okay? And Russia will pay for it.”

I’ll give you that in today’s game Trout excels, but he wouldn’t have lasted a minute back in 1998 when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table. 

Wow apparently you have no problems with immigration if you’re good at sports?

Wow. So in your opinion, it would have been *not* rude to cancel concerts to go attend a banquet and get celebrated and receive an award? Or would that have come off as selfish and rude to you? Really incredible how no matter what option he took, he would have had critics ranting about what an ass he is.

Hey I’ll combine a popular hashtag with the style of a Kanye album cover art, send it to a California University and see what happens! Wow it worked!