If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

Safety blankets are for pussys bro. My flat bill and Oakleys will protect me from metal shards good enough.

What color is that Infinity?

Good.

Play with me and die. I want $10,000 in 50 and 100 dollar bills now you got 1 minute or I will kill you.

When an Oshkosh truck shows up to deliver that subpoena...

Only 53 games? My god... that’s enough games you could could potentially finish them all in one lifetime!

No.

Now the story of a family who has everything. And the number one son who believed he had no choice but to almost ruin it. It’s Samsung’s Arresting Development.

The state of Texas has filed suit against Japan and Subaru demanding a recount and a decertifying of the logo.

There are 7 stars in the Subaru logo, you just can’t see the seventh due to the vape cloud blocking it.

Here’s a question:

I think this is a little bit of a logical fallacy. All the things you listed are forms of entertainment, but motorsport is a real-life, in the moment affair, whereas the other two things you mentioned often take place in a fictional universe

:( Braggart. I need a version for cocktail weenies.

Similar to a year and a half ago. FAA said that the 737 MAX can be airborne, then took it back.

I have a shot of Faraday Future road testing too

Yes and no. This is a case of VW being too clever for its own good.

No. He was killed in police custody by a police officer - that’s not in question. What is in question until due process has been given is whether it constitutes murder.

What they were supposed to do is the entire point of the lawsuit. Maybe you’ll excuse some of us if we don’t take the College Board’s word for it that they did everything they could to administer the exams fairly (you know, the service that students PAY for) and whether their disclosures were at all times full and…

Didn’t you pay for your daughter’s exam? Understanding that there are disappointments in life is important. But don’t you think accountability is important? The College Board is not some mom and pop shop. Your daughter worked hard to prepare for that exam (I mean, I assume, as a freshman taking a freaking college…