When your dad has to fix the Model Y’s cooling system:

Since it’s basically a Model 3 that had too many pies, should it just be the Model 3.14?

The good thing about getting the Coronavirus when driving for Uber is that the executives get to take 60% of it.

I know that im better, i used to play Forza 

*sniff* These games get more and more realistic every year.

For the same money, you could have this Bentley Flying Spur...

Who knew the key to reaching across the aisle was Hearthstone?

“Hold my beer.”

And never forget the real losers. The ones drivings Nissans. 

I guess there’s only so much damage a car can do to your eyes. Karma’s had to move on the the other senses.

P100D Turbo is my preference 

I usually finish Overwatch matches with 0% accuracy. I should start a YouTube channel.

Oh and here I thought it was Batman practicing his Joker prevention methods while vacationing in the suburbs...

Hello, and thanks for coming to our seminar on time share investing...

Prosecutor: You’re about to get waymo criminal charges.

Buy this car and you too can be a Baby Driver.