When your dad has to fix the Model Y’s cooling system:

Just hypothetically, could this treatment regime be applied to reusable toilet paper as well? Because I’ve found current treatment methods to be sorely lacking. 

Since it’s basically a Model 3 that had too many pies, should it just be the Model 3.14?

Yes, but in common parlance we refer to someone from the House of Representatives as a “Congressperson” versus someone from the Senate as Emperor Palpatine.

The good thing about getting the Coronavirus when driving for Uber is that the executives get to take 60% of it.

I know that im better, i used to play Forza 

What do you expect from a company that has a stagecoach for a logo?  

If this is all they have to show at CES, one could say... They came too soon.

Sheesh, come on DC. Yeah the DCU isn’t quite as lucrative as the MCU but suing DoorDash? Really?

We really shouldn’t judge the Saudis too harshly. Who among us hasn’t accidentally ordered someone’s murder and dismemberment while trying to make a fantasy football trade. It’s probably all autocorrect’s fault

*sniff* These games get more and more realistic every year.

Of course there’s a reason.

And in a year they’ll sunset the project and create a new messaging app to replace it.

For the same money, you could have this Bentley Flying Spur...

“investing in batteries that can be swapped out more easily”

Who knew the key to reaching across the aisle was Hearthstone?

“Hold my beer.”