@WHAMMY: And unicorn exploitation.

@MrRainMan: It's virus proof in that it's small and malleable enough that no one cares to write a virus that would only infect like three guys that live in their basement

Psssh, Minecraft, there are already fully programmable turing-complete computers in Dwarf Fortress.

@xd.Balls: Because she had a Justin Beiber tour shirt on. Read!

There should be like a little cover or slide that covers the hold.

I don't text while driving because I'm not an idiot, and also not a teenage girl.

@Googlo The Otaku Pillow: Wow that looks like a real pain to use.

@Lazzzara: Aluminum, Sulfur, Gasoline, Seasoned works.

Summon the bears!

He looks like Wilson from House, kinda. At first glance.

Man this wouldn't work with me and my glasses, would it? I am saddened.

Fucking Nazis.

If they can be removed at home, why can't the thief remove it in the store?

How many hours of that 100 million was used to make wikipedia articles about TV shows?

oh my god yes

@Devryn: Ah, Europe.

Slowtaku strikes again with breaking news.

Now it just needs a chording keyboard on the OTHER armrest

@ModernBawhair: Glorious PC Gaming Master Race here, I love it.

If only he had waited a month or so before erasing it it would still be there.