If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

I had an 05' STi for 8 years. Sad to say the 04' M3 i have now is much more fun to drive... Now if I was willing to rally it would be a different story.

My god. Thank you for sharing your story. And thank you for being honest about the pressure to have a so-called thick skin when it comes to degrading, sexist, and sometimes violent behavior. We've been taught for so long to just take it. All of it.

Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

Heh Heh, have to appreciate the late, great Bill Hicks!

Because they are children. They do not have the mental capacities of adults and still have developing brains. Trying children as adults is both inhumane and ineffective.

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

The only 2 literally Damned, Good Lawyers:

Dear #NotAllMen,

Tattoos to cover scars...

The problem here is that the law is likely to end up being punitive rather than supportive.

Not remarking on how much food a female patron orders (HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE).

I would really really love to see Whorange Juice on a menu. Good thing you copyrighted that because it is PERFECTION.

I know, right? I'm kind of not joking.

Never have I ever walked into a steakhouse assuming that it wasn't female-friendly, so this trend seems doubly fucking stupid to me.

I'm not a New Yorker — but I am a Knicks fan.

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

This has been going on for decades. They've had plenty of time to investigate this and they decided to cover it up instead. It's not unreasonable to want change right this minute. They've had so much time that most of the child victims are now middle aged. No more excuses.

she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead...offered her Nets tickets as a consolation