That is a pretty good sign that 'you' are just an accoutrement. Fuck THAT.

My first marriage was to a RISD student. Are they all terrible? I think they're all terrible.

"...we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like..."

Some of us DO know! And LOVE IT (them). My number one (and, I think, ONLY) 'rule' for sexiness is, "You must be comfortable in your own body" — regardless of what YOU think your body looks like. If you like you, I'm pretty sure I (and many others)…

Understood. I hope you never have to make that decision! :)

I sincerely hope that you can. Seriously. I was rear-ended in a horrific ice storm on the W'burg bridge (Brooklyn to Manhattan) last winter. I had my partner in the passenger seat, and a friend, and my young son in the back seat—all wearing seatbelts (law in Texas, where I now live—already a habit). My initial…

PACIFIC RIM is a terrible movie, with a terrible premise. The VFX were solid, but the story would be exciting for 9-year-olds who still argue which superhero could beat which other superhero. But if all humankind can come up with, in the way of protection against a threat, is giant robots, then whoever dreamed that…

Yes, the NFL is horrible. BUT SO IS THIS ENTIRE ATROCITY OF BRANDING HORROR. Awareness? Please tell me how Breast Cancer, Domestic Violence, Drug Abuse, Autism, etc. need more AWARENESS. I'm pretty sure that we are all fucking aware of these things. What we're not? Is providing actual, real-dollar support for the…

THAT is what the police are for.

I see what you did there. Thanks for the laugh down memory lane. :)

Nah, don't give him the opening he was waiting for. His shitty comment is enough for me to know that I don't need to see anything from him.

Her (Princeton) Mom must be SOOO proud.

My ex (a WOMYN) Made the original Ghostbusters' costumes and is now a SCIENTIST! (true stories). And THAT'S why she's my EX (not true).

I honestly do not understand how the following made you cringe—

For the 'amount to give' question, I'd first ask myself, 'well, how much would they have to pay YOU to do that?' Thus, I cannot afford strip clubs.

Stage fright is also the reason for Gilbert Gottfried's schtick. His squint is because he cannot look at an audience. I worked with him, years ago, and I can say I've never met a more soft-spoken, timid man. Don't get me wrong, he was sweet and really nice, but my god, so afraid of people.

I'm going to give you the benefit of a doubt and call your comment, merely, snowblind. You know, instead of asinine.

Yeah, right. How'd YOU like to drive a Ferrari on the FDR, West Side Hwy, or Deegan. Yikes! This guy was stupid—not crazy!

While I agree—try telling THEM that.

I know it's awful to 'hope' she was being raped, rather then her just getting caught fucking the uncle. Some stories have ZERO wins.

If one's 'confusion' is between belief in a system that that has been co-opted to make people hate, but supposedly follows the teachings of a man who never hated anyone, and loving your child, then fuck your confusion. Seriously. FUCK YOUR CONFUSION. You want to follow Jesus? Great. If these parents had, their…