He lost me at 'whom'; in that case it's 'WHO'...

Hey guys! I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend—I made her, myself!

Yours was the first comment. I needn't read any more!

Now? No, of course not—it's definitely damning them. I'm just saying that he was between a rock and a hard place when he knew the tape existed, but that it hadn't yet been released, publicly. He'd have stirred up a hornets' nest if he had been the one to move to ban Rice, in the off-season, when the public was not…

I think the point being missed here is that the NFL is not a justice system—we have courts for that. A big part of Goodell's job is to protect the BRAND of the NFL, which is a corporation that has franchises. IMO, it would have been stupid of him to release the video, thus introducing the world to the horrible…

204. Pete and his family switched over.

I don't have a Tinder account, but I would get one if I could find this guy. Oh the fun I would have. I think though, as a public service, you should out this guy—he sounds dangerous. But, IRL, motherfuck this fucking fuck.

Holy jeebus. That dog didn't even do anything, and the fact that this abuser seems calm before starting the kicking tells me this MF should not be out on the streets. Fuck this bullying coward. I hope Centerplate dumps him immediately, and publicly, or goes belly-up.

He's just answering the question, "How many minutes do you expect to play this season?"

OLD JOKE ALERT:

Is this the group that won't make corporations label their food? I have jokes—but this shit is NOT funny.

OK, so you found one. ONE. I'll see your New Black Panther Protest and raise you Cliven Bundy. Now we're even. Oh, wait, and Chipotle. And Target. Shall we proceed? In the case of the intent of this post, it is NOT hyperbole. Check your stats. Your comment, while apparently well-intended, is actually the…

Oh my god, that SMUGGLER/MONEY LAUNDERER is adorable. Guess what? When life expectancy rises so does the number of geriatric law breakers. See, also: aggressive, but 'adorably harmless', old women stealing on the beach, 'adorable' grandpappy shooting a woman in the face and smiling about it, and uh, the US…

I, too, am concerned...that we're still listening to her AT ALL.

That's a question we should pose to Congress.

I will now print this out—grammar mistakes and all—and use it as a handy checklist. I will then make sure I do enough of these to not get invited to any more weddings.

Oh jeebus. I've just read your other comments. I take back what I said about you finding your humanity. You are truly a shithead. You will NEVER get laid. HAHAHA!

Because I've been programmed? By loving, and being loved by women? Then I am sorry that you have NOT been programmed. Just remember that love is seldom found in one's parents' basement. I truly hope you gain your humanity one of these days.

I think, perhaps, it's YOU who have not met enough feminists. I am a man, with balls—both eye- and other— who's not hated by any of the many feminists I know. And none of the feminists I know hate men. I fear that you might be—individually, personally—hateable. I'm sorry for you, and whoever taught you what you…

Hey there, wait a minute... :)