Whew! You really dodged THAT bullet! Like I always say (when channeling my inner Bill Hicks) "Whatcha readin' fer?" The headline is not great, but the article is pretty close.

I hope it's the second one. The first won't happen. The shithole of Pittsburgh, TX has a population of >5K, and I'm sure the owner's attitudes aren't news to anyone there. It seems like a local spot that won't be hit too hard by outside criticism. But, oh, it would be AMAZING if there was an influx of visitors!

But,…

Certainly not a 'damned good one'.

"For anyone put off by the the widespread objectification of an attractive teenage NBA owner's daughter..." So, the OWNER is an attractive teen? AND he has a daughter? Here—

"For anyone put off by the widespread objectification of the attractive teenaged daughter of an NBA owner..."

Jeebus. That's some bad writing,…

I'm pretty sure she's done. This was probably a way for the superintendent to punish her immediately, without overstepping his/her authority. His notifying the ODE is what will end it for her—union or no union.

But, if the restaurant DOESN'T have them, how will you ever get your husband/boyfriend/dad to take you there? C'mon—fair is fair.

This is just another way of handing personal issues to the police (who are, arguably, the very definition of bully). We are being trained to turn matters over to the police and the courts, so that our kids will be cowed more easily by them, as the kids age.

YES to mandatory counseling. YES to addressing bullying by…

It's strange to read this, for me, because I thought that the "Turkey in the Straw" (and, I've only ever known that tune as that) music was newish. When I was a kid, in NY, our ice cream trucks were Good Humor, and the trucks had regular, non-electrified, non-amplified, bells tied to a string that the driver would…

Spit-take! (and I hate myself for that)

But I thought that the only reason to play adult kickball was to get laid.

And that's probably a good thing—Texas LOST that one.

Oh, I wasn't referring to THIS case. There is something far darker here than merely self-ignorance.

I used to be just like you—I could not believe that someone could be pregnant and have nobody know—until a morbidly obese family member did just that. She says she realized she was pregnant only once she went into labor...Jeebus.

Re: number 3. I'm saying it. They haven't, and I think they won't.

And in related news, there's a pilot about people who return from the dead and try to reintegrate into their old lives—on Long Island. BABYLON FIELDS.

Probably was...

The DOLANS are shameless pimps. They ALMOST make me hate the Knicks.

Somebody doesn't know what a boner is or has an unfortunately-sized dick.

Texan here. If the only thing you think southerners can come up with to be proud of is the flag of a failed war of sedition, then you are the asshole.

Sons of seditionists who LOST. Fuck that heritage.