'...if I was, this wouldn't have happened...'

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The awards if one wins a copyright infringement case are usually based on potential monetary loss—it assumes that YOU wanted to sell them, but couldn't because someone already had done so—thus, all the legal threats surrounding celebrity sex tapes. Copyright law is for products, not for people, unfortunately. So,…

Many times actors (or movie execs) who do not live in LA will rent a place for the term of a project.

As horrible as this event was (is), it is a symptom of a more insidious, pervasive condition: that of considering other groups of people 'others.' In some societies, this otherness is based on race, or ethnicity, or, as it is here, on gender. Any society (including the 'still sexist after all these years' USA) that…

Mets fan?! Deb is obviously a masochist.

As awful as it is (and that's AWFUL), WWW is CITIZEN KANE compared to BooBah. Glad my kid's outgrown those shows. But my mental scars linger on...

Yup

Hahahahaha! That is sound I will make when these pieces of shit are eaten by the poor (I'd be happy to serve 'em up). Jeebus, MIT isn't even an Ivy, FFS!

I always choose 'row', because it's so much faster, and my feet don't get wet—DUH!

Uniformity? You mean like the way Meg Ryan and Nicole Kidman are now twins? FYI, as a result of this, the human race is getting uglier. Plastic surgery isn't passed on through ugly genes, so those who would ordinarily be too ugly to mate are now getting to have kids, and those kids will be as ugly as pre-op mom &…

"Do I look like the type of bitch who reads for fun..." is all I have to read for the rest of the year to know we're DONE.

I DO understand the context of militia at the time of the writing. Do YOU understand 'well regulated', though? Because that was my comment.

And, apparently, the gun lobbyists don't understand "well regulated".

Never mind the idiot commenters who didn't get the joke—it was hilarious! Thank you!!!

Single Dad of a genius, well-behaved, well-groomed, polite, kind, sweet genius (did I say that already?). This is hilarious. Thank you. I know you weren't talking about MY kid, right?

Yup. Everything you just wrote. Amen.

Seems like the Jesuits and the Nuns on the Bus are the last hope for Catholicism. Go, Rams!

I don't understand why this is upsetting at all. Fordham didn't ask me to speak, either. Did they ask you? They didn't 'not allow' her to speak—they disinvited her from a PAID appearance. I think this was the most reasonable way to handle it.

This is an unfortunate truth, and I have witnessed it firsthand with friends. They, however, were trying to avoid more than just unwanted attention, they were protecting themselves from (additional) incestual rape. I believe that educating young women that the 'attention' is NOT THEIR FAULT may enable them to avoid…